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Name
Nick Name(s)
Position
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
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Name
Nick Name(s)
Position
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name
Nick Name(s)
Position Anywhere we let him play
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Manager of this years side, Steve has a short fuse but is dedicated to the job. likes to play a bit even though he nearly 60 years old
Name
Nick Name(s)
Position Midfield
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name
Nick Name(s) Animal
Position Centre half
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol Razor Rudock, Julian Dicks
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Dean
Nick Name(s) Deano
Position Midfield
Nationality Hungarian
Favourite Player/Idol Vinnie Jones
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Rick Eastern
Nick Name(s) Rick
Position Centre Half
Nationality Engish
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Uncompromising centre half switching codes and taking up the chasing of a round ball instead of oval will have to remember to tackle with his feet and not his arms.
Name Paul Edgar
Nick Name(s) Dudek
Position Reserve Goalkeeper
Nationality Polish
Favourite Player/Idol David Edgar
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Athletic goalkeeper with good reflexes, entices the opposition to lob him which they usualy do. Retired to goalkeeping coach,
Name David Edgar
Nick Name(s) Number 1
Position Keeper
Nationality Polish
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Our new number one, great athletism and commanding!! The keeper we have been looking for, for many seasons!!!!!
Name Craig Griffiths
Nick Name(s) Greb
Position Left back
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Tim Halpin
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: New Signing
Name Peter Hall
Nick Name(s) peeeeeeddddeeeerrrr
Position Left Midfield
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Lombardo
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Stringy, tireless winger just goes on and on on on, cant shoot for toffee.
Name Matt Hanley
Nick Name(s) Mildo, Shinage
Position Forward
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Alan Smith
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Needs to establish himself this season with a distinct lack of forwards this season could make great strides, or could just be the same old shinaldo (blowing through his ass).
Name James Higgins
Nick Name(s) Higgy, Biggs, Dominator
Position Centre Midfield
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Jamie Pollock
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: After carrying darren last season and his seven stone weight loss, Biggs should be back to his best this year with the added incentive of no longer having to carry darren in midfield.
Name Phil Hinchcliffe
Nick Name(s) Phil
Position Midfield
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: New signing
Name Billy Hinchcliffe
Nick Name(s) Billy
Position Midfield/ Forward
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Another new signing
Name Will Hind
Nick Name(s) Nigel, Afroman
Position Defence
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Gary Neville
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Can play anywhere across the back and also the odd cameo in Midfield, started at centre half this season and has been a good signing.
Name Mike Hollin
Nick Name(s) Micky
Position Centre Back
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Januray Transfer window signing for the queens made his debut in a 10-0 drubbing.
Name Jonny Hyde
Nick Name(s) The Case
Position Forward, Treatment Table
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Micah Richards
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: The "target" man of the team targeted by drunks and thugs.Currently on his way back from injury AGAIN. If We Manage to keep him out of A & E should have a good season. till someone breathes on him again and he returns to join peck on the injury list.
Name Simon Jackson
Nick Name(s)
Position Defence
Nationality American
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Gary Jones
Nick Name(s) Jonesy, Crableg, Skinger, Sik Sik
Position Defence
Nationality Brazilian
Favourite Player/Idol Eric Cantona
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: When entrepreneur Garry John Jones is not in the Dragons Den you can be sure that he will be on the training pitch making sure he retains the hallowed number 12 shirt (previously worn by such greats as Stuart Nuttall, Mike Hockey and the illustrious Chrissy Bourke). Nightclub owner, property developer, playboy and Tesco front man is renowned for popping the ball in cavalier last ditch block tackle many moons ago.
Name Jason Longson
Nick Name(s) The Goat, Super Jay, Vinnie
Position Forward
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Wayne Rooney
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: A vital part to the success of this team, started this season on fire. Feed him and he will score. Whinge at him and he will tell you to go fuck yourself!!!
Name Darren Mitchinson
Nick Name(s) Riverdance, Milf, Ethenic
Position Centre Half
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Ray Parlour,
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Veteran former Midfielder now that pace has deserted him has been drafted in to centre half to replace the departing Birch,
Name Keith Mottram
Nick Name(s) Motch, Shayne, Liono
Position suppost to be Midfield
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Gary Jones. aka Big Dowg
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Since being sensationally omitted from the Allstar Team for the past two seasons, big dwag K Motchokoctcha will surely feel he has a point to prove this season.His dedication to bookings and fines are keeping the derbyshire Fa in business. Kitted out with new liono hair do, motch will no doubt be terrorising his own right back with his persistant tracking back and hard work.
Name Tom O Brien
Nick Name(s) TOB
Position Defender
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Robert Peck
Nick Name(s) Shaft, Shag, Danish, Fluff
Position Treatment Table
Nationality Danish
Favourite Player/Idol Momo Sissoko
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: There was no offside, millionaire footballers were non existant last time anyone saw the fluff on a football pitch, now taken into an intense Jess filth programme and with a special new medicine thorpass finger treatment peck should hopefully be reconstructed in time to make an Appearance this season if we can drag him away from his Mrs.
Name Sam Pollard
Nick Name(s) Samiii
Position Striker
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol Curtis Taylor
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Cool dude, scores 4000 a match
Name Jason Rochell
Nick Name(s) Rocky
Position Full Back
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Veteran full back, should be playing a bit part roll this season.
Name Colin Taylor
Nick Name(s) Coz
Position Defence/Midfield
Nationality Egyption
Favourite Player/Idol Paulo Wanchope
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Luke Taylor
Nick Name(s)
Position Left Midfield
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Paul Thorp
Nick Name(s) Thorpy
Position Defence/Midfield
Nationality Turkish
Favourite Player/Idol Nemanja Vidic
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: A Dirty player just like his fellow countrymen, likes to take penaltys and kick the ball with the outside of his foot
Name Kevan Thorpe
Nick Name(s) Kev, Borat, Thorpey, The Face
Position Defence/Midfield
Nationality Kasakstani
Favourite Player/Idol Gennaro Ivan Gattuso
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: Noob
Name Adam Whittaker
Nick Name(s) Ad
Position Forward
Nationality English
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name Mike Wild
Nick Name(s) Wildy
Position Centre Half
Nationality
Favourite Player/Idol Vinne Jones
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments:
Name James Wright
Nick Name(s) Wrighty, Tory Boy
Position Forward
Nationality German
Favourite Player/Idol Keith Mottram
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
Comments: The Mark Viduka of the Team, overweight, slow but good at holding the ball up and has an eye for goal.
Name Adam Youth
Nick Name(s)
Position Forward
Nationality Gamo
Favourite Player/Idol
Goals 0
Assists 0
Yellow/Red 0 / 0
Average Rating (Apps) (0)
Subs Owed £0
Fines Owed £0
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